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An 80's Christmas

by Dave Pilla

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It's 4 in the morning I'm yawning but oh not for long 'Cos I'm up I'm awake and I've made no mistakes The mince pies and carrots are gone So I jump out of bed happy Rudolf's been fed And I scurry my way to the door No nothing's a-miss and my memorised list Seems to ooze out of every pore It says: "Oh Dear Santa Claus, I'll start with the don't not the do's Keep your Gloworms, your Slinkys Your Etch-a-sketch and your Rubix cubes.. I'm too old for The Smurfs and give Teddybear Ruckspin a miss And though once it was nice please no more Fisherprice And Carebears you're taking the piss" CHORUS: But it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine And it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine Now that I'm older it's GI Joe Soldiers for me Or please anything M.A.S.K., Skelator, Battlecat You know everyone loves MR T A Nintendo, a Sega, a working Light Saber To tear my big brother apart Maybe then I'll be king of our wrestling ring And come first place on Mario Kart "Oh Dear Santa Claus, you're fat and you're lazy I swear Better pick up your game y'know last year was lame A sad sorry state of affairs Bring me Optimus Prime bring what's rightfully mine Bring me hero's in half shells and more I need that Thundercat cave and the Hitman Harts shade A skateboard I just need it all CHORUS: But it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine And it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine So I suck up the nerves take a deep breath and open the door Step over the dog with a quick knowing nod And tiptoe my way down the hall.. Well my bro's still asleep, he's a shmuck Well I'll get me my present by hook or by crook And I can't help but smile, as I race to the pile And reach out my hands take a look... ...it's a Fucking book Oh just my luck. A Book! A book.. What the fuck? CHORUS: But it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine And it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine
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It's 4 in the morning I'm yawning but oh not for long 'Cos I'm up I'm awake and I've made no mistakes The mince pies and carrots are gone So I jump out of bed happy Rudolf's been fed And I scurry my way to the door No nothing's a-miss and my memorised list Seems to ooze out of every pore It says: "Oh Dear Santa Claus, I'll start with the don't not the do's Keep your Gloworms, your Slinkys Your Etch-a-sketch and your Rubix cubes.. I'm too old for The Smurfs and give Teddybear Ruckspin a miss And though once it was nice please no more Fisherprice And Carebears you're taking the piss" CHORUS: But it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine And it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine Now that I'm older it's GI Joe Soldiers for me Or please anything M.A.S.K., Skelator, Battlecat You know everyone loves MR T A Nintendo, a Sega, a working Light Saber To tear my big brother apart Maybe then I'll be king of our wrestling ring And come first place on Mario Kart "Oh Dear Santa Claus, you're fat and you're lazy I swear Better pick up your game y'know last year was lame A sad sorry state of affairs Bring me Optimus Prime bring what's rightfully mine Bring me hero's in half shells and more I need that Thundercat cave and the Hitman Harts shade A skateboard I just need it all CHORUS: But it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine And it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine So I suck up the nerves take a deep breath and open the door Step over the dog with a quick knowing nod And tiptoe my way down the hall.. Well my bro's still asleep, he's a shmuck Well I'll get me my present by hook or by crook And I can't help but smile, as I race to the pile And reach out my hands take a look... ...it's a Fucking book Oh just my luck. A Book! A book.. What the fuck? CHORUS: But it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine And it's Christmas time, mistletoe and mulled wine It's Christmas time and we're all doing fine

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A song about a spoilt kid in the 80's, when few things were more exciting than getting a radio controlled car, a M.A.S.K. toy or a Nintendo with Mario and Duck Hunt.

Cheers and Merry Christmas everyone x

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released December 4, 2018

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